I will have a booksigning in Nashville tomorrow at 7 pm central at the Barnes & Noble on West End Avenue on Vanderbilt’s campus. Hope to see many of there. I will also be signing Saturday at The Hidden Lantern in Rosemary Beach at noon. Hope to see many of y’all there as well. I was going to be at Sundog Books in Seaside, but they became the first bookstore to cancel an appearance because they disagreed with my opinions.
Really, this happened.
So @sundogbooks in Seaside, FL agreed to a booksigning with me this weekend. Owner just called & said he disagrees with the opinions in my book so he’s canceling the event. Welcome to 21st century America.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) October 1, 2018
Notwithstanding some of the triggered reactions out there my new book, “Republicans Buy Sneakers Too” has been out for a week today. I am blown away by the number of you guys who have already bought copies. If you haven’t already bought it’s $16 on Amazon. I don’t ask for much from you guys — in fact, all of my content has always been free on this site, on radio, and on Periscope and Facebook — but I would really appreciate it if you would go buy a copy of my book — I also personally recorded the entire nine hour unabridged audio if you’d rather listen to me read it.
You guys have already blown away the publisher — they’ve had to go back to the printer twice — with your support of this book. What I’d love for you to do now is if you enjoyed the book tell people about it. I’ve done just about everything I can to make the
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Here we go with the anonymous mailbag.
As always you can email your anonymous mailbag questions to firstname.lastname@example.org, anonymity guaranteed.
“I work in the financial services industry and have been in my current role for about 15 years. I made a very good living with a wife, two kids, nice house, beach house and other nice things. I landed a new account in May that changed all that from a very good living to an absolute great living. This account is truly life changing and in all of the work changing their stuff over I had an affair with the intern (20 years old and smoking hot) over the summer. My wife found out and has acted as what I can only call strange. She hasn’t spoken a lot about it other than to tell me not to embarrass her and our sex life has greatly improved from once a month to three times a week. I am preparing mentally and financially for a divorce but my friends say that she understands what happened and all is fine. Thoughts?”
I’d keep my mouth shut if I were you — to avoid more public discussion of your infidelity — and just see how this plays out.
I think that there are many women out there who don’t particularly care if their husband sleeps with other women so long as their friends and family, and particularly other women, don’t know this is happening too. Think about it, how often have you seen a politician’s wife divorce him once his affairs go public? Yet she didn’t care about decades of cheating that was happening before?
She isn’t leaving him for the cheating, she’s leaving him for embarrassing her in public.
As for why you’re having more sex now, I think your wife is probably also blaming the lack of sex frequency for your decision to cheat. She believes if she sleeps with you more then you’ll be less likely to stray. And, honestly, I tend to think this is probably true.
I’d love to see an accurate study on this, but I would bet that the less sex a couple has the more likely a man is to cheat. In other words, I think it’s much less statistically likely that men sleeping with their wives every day — or even four or five times a week — are cheating on their wives or girlfriends than men who sleep with their wives or girlfriends only once a week.
Maybe I’m wrong on this, but I think it makes some intuitive sense — men are more likely to stray when sex is less frequent at home.
The real question here, which most women would never answer honestly, is this, would your average woman rather be married to a man who makes $40k a year, but will never cheat on her, or married to a man who makes $500k a year, but will occasionally cheat on her.
Most women would publicly say, “Oh, I’d pick the man making $40k a year, but I think most women privately, especially if they were the only people who knew about it, would pick the man making $500k a year.
Which reminds me of one of the great athlete wife quotes of all time. Michael Cooper’s wife was asked whether all the sex the showtime era Lakers were having bothered her. Her response, Nope, that’s just one less blow job I have to give at home.”
That might be the greatest sports quote of all time.
Right up there with Shaq saying he was like the pythagorean theorem, there was no answer.
“Alright Clay, I need you to put your lawyer hat on. My lesbian friends who are engaged (yes they are hot) want to have a kid but they asked for my sperm. As of right now, I have agreed. I trust both of them very much but what legal action do I have to worry about? They said they want me to sign papers that would forfeit any legal action but do those papers actually hold up? What else might I be missing here? I planned on being apart of the kid’s life as the cool rich uncle.”
I’m not an expert on family law, but you need to retain your own lawyer to ensure you aren’t financially responsible for this baby in the event this couple gets divorced and one of the moms decides to come after you for child support. That is, don’t just rely on the papers their lawyer draws up, get your own to review them too. Sure, it will cost you a bit of money, but you need to make sure you’re covered here.
Secondly, since they are hot lesbians, I think you should make an argument that natural, organic fertilization is much more wholesome and healthy for a child than chemical, test tube fertilization.
“Wanted to know your thoughts on this situation, especially with what is happening in America right now, between the Supreme Court and everything else the SJW are up in arms about. My wife was watching TV and I was on my laptop with the TV as background noise while I worked. She was watching Real Housewives.
Suddenly I found myself watching as the following unfolded on the show. 8 drunk women in their 50s? were out to dinner and started talking about blowjobs and anal sex. This went on for 5 min after editing, so I’m guessing 20+ minutes. Then, after this conversation, they dared one of the women to try and kiss the male waiter.
She literally grabbed his head and tried to kiss him while he kept turning away. This was aired on a highly rated TV show that women love. Now my question. Can you imagine the outrage if this was 8 drunk men and a female waitress? There would be riots, lawsuits, I can’t even imagine what else. I think this is a perfect example of how gender can radically change the view of a situation, from funny and ratings driving to probable lawsuits and jail time, all from the same behavior.”
If white men did this on video to a black waitress they would all lose their jobs and they would probably be put in jail. And everyone would use it as evidence of white privilege.
If men do it, it’s wrong and offensive. If white men do it, they should be immediately put in jail.
But if women do it, it’s silly and all in good fun.
Perfect media example, one of the “allegations” against Bret Kavanaugh is that he took his dick out and waved it in front of a girl when he was drunk at a Yale party as a freshman. He denies doing it. But many women — and men — who oppose his nomination are arguing this is sexual assault.
Let’s change up the situation here, what if a hot undergrad girl got drunk, lifted her top and rubbed her boobs all over a drunk guy’s face. Then that girl became a nominee for the Supreme Court 35 years later. Would anyone argue this was sexual assault? Would anyone take a man seriously if he claimed that 35 years later he’d been unable to overcome that time he got drunk in college and a girl put her boobs in his face without his consent? Can you imagine him testifying in front of the Senate and everyone apologizing to him and saying how brave he was for coming forward?
That would be ridiculous, right?
My point here is pretty simple, if you don’t like someone, fine, but don’t expand the definitions of sexual assault to the point where flashing your boobs is sexual assault.
In all honesty, we have to treat the sexes the same. If a man does it and it’s unacceptable then a woman doing it should be unacceptable too. (My standard by the way is for leniency here. The last thing I want to do is turn Mardi Gras boob flashing into a felony).
And I’ll be damned if anyone is going to turn boob flashing into a bad thing.
A man’s got to believe in something in this world.
And for better or worse I believe in the first amendment and boobs.
Anyway, I don’t expect for everyone to agree with me on every issue and I certainly respect your own opinion, but I try to be straightforward in sharing all of my opinions so you can judge them as you see fit.
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