Category: OKTC

Bobby Petrino’s Dad Tries To Get Him Kentucky Job

Bobby Petrino needs a job. Badly. And like a lot of y’all out there who went back home to live with mom and dad during the bad economy, Petrino went to hang out at his parent’s house for several weeks in October. While there he went on hikes with mom and watched football with dad. Now his… Read more »

Auburn Hits New Low: Bama Wins Iron Bowl T-Shirts Already Designed

Things are bad on the Plains. Auburn can’t beat anyone. Jonna Chizik has blamed the devil for Auburn’s losses. No one even bothers to go to the games anymore. Even Cam Newton’s bag man is giving away his tickets. No one is all in. Did the Tigers play “All I Do Is Win,” on the jumbotron after… Read more »

SEARCHING FOR HERSCHEL

By Craig Hayes I took a rare sick day this week after a brief bout with the flu. I’ve been lucky with my health over the years, and I don’t take many vacations, so it is rare for me to be home on a weekday. Since I was too groggy from a fever to read,… Read more »

Mark Richt Diagrams Swing Injury on Dry Erase Board

Earlier this morning I tweeted y’all the heartbreaking story of Mark Richt’s hip injury. It seems that he severely injured himself while trying to impress his wife with how high he could swing on a swing set. While most of us gave up this past-time in second, third, or fourth grade — there was no… Read more »

Alabama Fan’s Legs Are Tide Fans Too

Most of us aren’t concerned with ensuring that if we wear shorts and someone is walking behind us that they know which team we root for. Then again, most of us aren’t Bama fans. Meet our newest awkward fan photo to star a Bama fan. This picture was snapped by Nashville singer/songwriter Ellie Holcomb at the… Read more »

Chances of Four Undefeateds Rises to Seven Percent

Last week our buddy Paul Bessire stopped by OKTC to shed some statistical light on the odds that Alabama, Kansas State, Oregon, and Notre Dame would all finish undefeated. The odds were very low. Then Notre Dame squeaked by Pitt in triple overtime, Alabama scored a touchdown with under a minute to play at LSU,… Read more »

All That and a Bag of Mail: 2012 Election Edition

My political career ended in 2002 when I was fired from a congressional campaign for leaving without proper authorization and wrecking the candidate’s wife’s Volvo. I was working on the congressional campaign of Jim Cooper, now Nashville’s congressman, after my first year of law school and I went to visit my then-girlfriend, now wife, in… Read more »

Prognosticators vs Pollsters: Election 2012 by the Numbers

Every four years we all become “experts” in the oft forgotten political realm, bandwagoneers if you will. Party lines aren’t drawn by institutional ties or by your college football allegiance but rather by the compulsion to actually feel involved in our civic duty. Just like the popularity polls in college football, everyone has their own… Read more »

You know you shouldn’t be gambling when…

We all go through patches as gamblers, it’s part of the inevitable evolution. No one wakes up one morning, makes the decision to become a professional bettor, and achieves instant success. Like any skilled vocation, picking winners often enough to call it a career takes time and comes with plenty of life lessons on the… Read more »

Starting 11: Notre Dame is a fraud

Notre Dame is a BCS title fraud. Anyone who watched the Irish win in three overtimes against a choking Pittsburgh team knows that the Irish would stand no shot against legitimate competition. In fact, anyone with half a brain who watched Texas A&M play this weekend, knows that the Aggies, who I presently have as the fifth… Read more »

Kentucky Fires Joker Phillips

Yesterday Joker Phillips’s Kentucky team lost 40-0 to Vanderbilt in front of a tiny crowd. Today athletic director Mitch Barnhart bowed to the inevitability of a 1-9 football season, firing head coach Joker Phillips in the third year of his UK tenure. There were just over 19,000 people actually in the stadium for the Vandy… Read more »

Alabama’s Dream Lives

Baton Rouge  In the wake of his team’s win over South Carolina, Les Miles called Tiger Stadium the place where opponent’s dreams go to die in a post-game interview. But on Saturday night in Death Valley, with the largest crowd in Tiger Stadium history roaring, and just over a minute left in a game that his team was… Read more »

All That and a Bag of Mail: High School Speaker Edition

The mailbag’s going up early today because I’m speaking at my high school, Martin Luther King Magnet, at honors assembly day. I’m really excited about this because it’s the first time I’ll have ever been to a high school assembly and not been a virgin. I can’t tell you what a difference this will make. I… Read more »

Johnny Manziel’s Night Was Even Better Than We Thought

Yesterday OKTC brought you photos of Johnny “Scooby Doo” Manziel’s great Halloween night in College Station. You knew it was a good night, but now we know it was a great night.  How? Thanks to the fine guys at Hookah Station in the Northgate District who submit this photo from Halloween night. If I was Kevin Sumlin this… Read more »

10 reasons betting college football is better than sex

Football, betting, sex, and alcohol: the four passions shared by the American male. Trying to rank these 4 is a task rivaled in its complexity by only that of trying to comprehend the intricacies of the BCS. However, what fun is any kind of rankings if there’s no level of difficulty to stir debate. Without further… Read more »

Watch Me Sing Young MC’s Bust a Move

Saturday night I got went to a Halloween party and decided to karaoke to Young MC’s “Bust a Move.” Yes, I was wearing a Stay Puft Marshmallow man t-shirt and a white hat that makes gay sailors everywhere drool with envy. Proving that everyone on OKTC is equally opportunity — from stupid Bama fans to me —… Read more »

Johnny Manziel Does Work In Scooby Doo Costume

Yesterday we had the OKTC Halloween costume contest. Today, well, today Johnny Football would have been in the running for best costume. Certainly, that is, if my four and two year old Scooby Doo obsessed kids could vote. (This morning, and I’m not joking, my boys got into an argument over who gets to dress… Read more »

Alabama Sends Jon Gruden Endorsement to Recruits

On this week’s Monday Night Football ESPN’s Jon Gruden had this to say about the Alabama Crimson Tide, “This 49ers team is as physical on both sides as anyone. They remind me of how Alabama plays.” A few days later, Alabama is making sure that all of its recruits are aware of the comment as well, mailing… Read more »

Greed and the Football Reformation

By Dantzler Smith The NFL’s replacement referees taught NFL fans what the fans of college football already knew. While Steve Young and other NFL commentators, in exasperated tones, expanded their vocabulary to encompass economic principles like ‘inelastic demand’, college football fans should’ve shrugged in indifference to the near tantrums of the talking heads. Fans of… Read more »