The offshore coaching odds markets continue to favor Jon Gruden as the next coach of the University of Tennessee, but Memphis’s Mike Norvell is now the second most likely coach to be hired.
Please tell me this is just a cruel joke and that Tennessee is not going to make another mosquito dick coaching hire.
If Tennessee hires Mike Norvell I may have to retire as a Tennessee fan because I honestly can’t take another four years of the same damn storyline from Derek Dooley and Butch Jones. “You have to give him time.” And “He’s building something special, it’s too soon to judge him,” and all this bullshit.
I honestly can’t take another year of this.
Much less five or ten years.
Don’t juice bar me, bro. We need a helicopter dick coach and we need him now.
Here are the latest Tennessee coaching odds from Bet Online, which you can see for yourself here.
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In related news, some haters in the national media are saying Tennessee fans pining for Jon Gruden are being delusional. But you know what? These are the same people who said man would never walk on the moon or that a 38 year old dad couldn’t redefine male fashion by wearing a windbreaker/pullover combo from 2002 in 2017.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) November 13, 2017
It’s Grudenator time, bitches.
*Seriously, if we hire Mike Norvell I am going to throw up. And if we hire Mike Fucking Bobo I might become an Ohio State or Alabama fan.