The Freezing Cold Take Report

It’s that time of the week again. Every Wednesday, I post this comprehensive guide highlighting some of the notable unprophetic and wrong predictions and other observations that are relevant to the previous week’s sports news. Let’s begin.

BEST OF THE WEEK

TIGER DISAPPOINTS AT THE MASTERS

After missing seven months of 2017 with a back injury, Tiger Woods returned to the PGA Tour this year with hope for a fresh start.  After some quality results in March, including a second place finish at the Valspar Championship, and a fifth place finish at the Arnold Palmer Invitational, Woods, who hasn’t won a major championship since 2008, somehow was considered to be one of the favorites going into last week’s Masters.

Despite the massive hype, it wasn’t meant to be for Tiger.  He ended up barely making the cut after Round 2, and finished tied for 37th place.  Tiger’s uneventful Masters was a disappointment for many, especially those folks who came in hot the days and weeks surrounding the event with assurances that Tiger would be victorious on Sunday.  Here are  just a few of them:

PATRICK REED WINS THE GREEN JACKET

While Tiger Woods wasn’t in contention at The Masters, Patrick Reed was. After coming into Sunday’s final round with a three-stroke lead, Reed held off charges from Jordan Spieth and Rickie Fowler to win his first major.  Before and during Reed’s Sunday performance, many were convinced that Reed would choke, and either McIroy or Spieth would be donning the Green Jacket by the end of the day.  Some examples:

THAT INFAMOUS OJ MAYO MAGAZINE COVER

Last Wednesday, former Bucks and Grizzlies guard O.J. Mayo, who is currently serving a two-year suspension from the NBA for violating the league’s anti-drug policy, signed a contract to play in Puerto Rico. Back in 2008, Mayo was a High School star in Ohio and West Virginia, and Dime Magazine released an issue with this unfortunate cover:

ONE NFL DRAFT CLASSIC

Just as I did in last week’s Freezing Cold Take Report, here are some more of my favorite NFL Draft Classics.

  • I love this tweet from The Dan Patrick Show producer Andrew Perloff during the 2012 draft right after the Panthers drafted Luke Kuechly:

OHTANI WATCH

After a brutal spring, Los Angeles Angels Japanese two-way phenom Shoeni Ohtani is off to a great start on the hill and at the plate. But so far during the regular season, Ohtani has been spectacular.  Through 10 games, Ohtani is 2-0 with a 2.89 ERA on the mound, and hitting .368 with three home runs at the plate. It’s definitely early, but let’s not forget these quotes and tweets about Ohtani from Spring Training and before the season:

And some great video clips:

SIXERS SURGING IN THE EAST; FANS UNLOAD RECEIPTS

There is no fanbase in all of sports that like to keep receipts of old takes more than Philadelphia 76ers fans. Now that the Sixers are at 51 wins, currently 3rd place in the Eastern Conference, the fans continue to unload on the folks who apparently weren’t on board with their “Process.” How about this comment from the Milwakuee Bucks owner over the summer:

Milwaukee currently has 44 wins and the 6th place in the East.

Then there is Pistons Head Coach Stan Van Gundy, who has been one of the most outspoken critics of the Sixers “Process.” Here’s Van Gundy last May:

BEST OF THE REST

  • The Athletic’s NHL Season Preview predicted the New Jersey to be the worst team in NHL this season. The Devils finished 7th in the Eastern Conference and are in the NHL Playoffs.
  • With the news on Tuesday that that Oakland Raiders star linebacker Khalil Mack did not show up for voluntary workouts due to a looming contract dispute, never forget that new Oakland Raiders head coach Jon Gruden, who was covering the 2014 NFL Draft for ESPN:

That’s it for this week.

(Top Photo: David J. Phillip/AP)

Fred Segal is an attorney from West Palm Beach, FL. He operates the popular Freezing Cold Takes twitter account (@OldTakesExposed) which highlights, among other things, hilarious unprophetic and inaccurate takes and predictions. 

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