Clear eyes, full heart, look out!
In a video that I just received this morning — I hereby blame every one of my readers in Texas for not Tweeting me this sooner — there was a runaway golf cart at the Texas state title game. And, well, if you haven’t gotten enough laughs from the awkward fan photo contest that we debuted this morning, the runaway Texas golf cart will make your day much brighter.
Here’s the backstory from Fox Houston:
They quoted Texas state high school coach Willie Amendola, who was talking to media when the cart joined their circle.
I probably shouldn’t have watched this thing ten times in a row doubled over with laughter, but I’ll be damned if I can stop.
That’s Coach Willie Amendola, whose team had just won the state title, who ends up in the passenger seat of the golf cart and tries to stop it.
Can you imagine if this happened at the end of an SEC game?
And if this did happen at the end of an SEC game, is there any doubt that Derek Dooley would be the coach who got run over?
If golf carts ever become sentient beings, looks like we’re all in trouble.
That, and if alligators start to fly.
Update: the Texas golf cart has been remixed with its own soundtrack. Which one? Ridin’ Dirty, of course