I Love The First Amendment and Boobs

UPDATE: CNN is so offended by my comments that they already asked me to come back on Monday. And, for the record, I will be on Fox News tomorrow night.

So I just went on CNN to discuss the collapse of MSESPN and said I didn’t believe Jemele Hill or Curt Schilling should be fired because I believe completely in only two things that have never let me down — the first amendment and boobs.

And when I said that CNN got totally and completely triggered. Seriously, this thing plays out like an SNL skit. The other guy sputters and goes straight into offended pearl clutching mode.

Why do my critics keep making it so easy for me to make my points?

Oh, and by the way, we now have to make “I love the first amendment and boobs” tshirts and donate all the proceeds to breast cancer awareness.

That sound you just heard was left wing fauxragers losing their minds and screaming as they pull their hair out over me helping to save boobs and end breast cancer and probably win a Nobel Prize too.

Here’s my Periscope reacting to the CNN imbroglio.

By the way, I’m on Fox News tomorrow and I promise to say I believe in the first amendment and boobs on that show just like I said it on CNN’s Headline News yesterday and on my own radio show and this website for over a year.

To all the critics out there? #DBAP

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Double Update: The guys at Bet Online have agreed to match my donation from our “I love the first amendment and boobs,” tshirt proceeds to breast cancer awareness up to $25k. You can check their offer out here.

Triple update: how fake was Brooke Baldwin’s reaction here? She thought it was funny when Kathy Griffin chanted nipple a bunch of times on TV and her co-host was going to get his nipple pierced live on air. This is just a totally fantastic example of fauxrage.

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