Teabagger’s Lawyers Teabag Judicial Process

Is it incredibly stupid that Brian Downing, the Alabama fan who teabagged an LSU fan in Krystal, faces years in prison for the act? Yes. Is it incredibly stupid for his lawyers to release a letter yesterday afternoon that says the murder rate is too high to prosecute a sexual assault? Yes, yes, it is.… Read more »

SEC’s Future Will Include 16 Teams, Four Divisions of Four

For a couple of years now I’ve been writing that the ultimate future of the SEC is a 16 team conference with four divisions of four teams each. As you’ve seen from OTKC’s articles so far this week, the addition of Texas A&M and Missouri added over $100 million in revenue to the coming SEC Network, a network… Read more »

Coping with college football withdrawal

College football season is officially over. Grounds and maintenance crews are working on empty, eerily silent stadiums. Players and coaches are taking some time off before preparing for spring training, and the world is watching anxiously to see which schools the top recruits will choose.  Fans who were left crying in their beer over last… Read more »

$75 Million for a Divorce? Where can I get married?

Recently I’ve been learning a lot of helpful, valuable life lessons, one of the biggest being that – surprise!—football really isn’t over after all, you guys!  In fact, it never really ends, ever. No, really. It’s inescapable. It’s omnipresent and all pervading. Once I came to grips with you men’s insatiable thirst for actual football… Read more »

Alabama’s Check List for 2012, Take out the rest of the SEC

In the past year Alabama fans have killed Auburn’s trees and teabagged an LSU fan who was passed out sleeping in a Krystal. That’s quite a year. Two rivals down, 11 to go in a new 14 team SEC. If I’d told you to guess which fan base in America was going to be responsible for both of these acts, a public… Read more »

What’s the SEC Network Worth a Year? Try a Billion Dollars.

Right now the Southeastern Conference makes around $205 million a year from CBS and ESPN for television rights. Yesterday OKTC told you why the addition of Texas A&M and Missouri was worth over $100 million a year to the SEC when an eventual network emerges. Now let’s talk about why an SEC Network could be… Read more »

OKTC’s Top Ten Prospects For 2012

 The 2012 signing class is full of talent. While it may not be as top-heavy with can’t-miss stars as years like 2008 and 2009, it may be among the deepest groups we’ve seen in recent years.  Here’s OKTC’s final list of the top 10 prospects, regardless of position, for the Class of 2012.  1. Dorial… Read more »

Texas A&M and Missouri Worth at least $114 million a year to SEC Network

This week Outkick the Coverage will take a look at the Southeastern Conference’s future, particularly at a massive decision that is looming for the SEC and its primary network partner ESPN, whether to start a network or not. In 2009 the SEC signed a 15 year rights agreement with ESPN and CBS that extends until 2023-24. That agreement… Read more »

CBS Sports Reports Joe Paterno Died, Only He Was Still Living

CBSSports.com reported Joe Paterno had died last night on Twitter and on its own website. Here was the Tweet with a link to the article: “@CBSSports: Joe Paterno has died at the age of 85 – http://bit.ly/JOEPATERNO”  Immediately the report, which didn’t initially cite any sources at all, swept across the Twitter universe. There was just one… Read more »

Alabama Teabagger Brian Downing Arrested In New Orleans

Your long national nightmare is over. Teabagger Brian Downing, the Alabama fan who teabagged an LSU fan on the night of the BCS title game in a Bourbon Street Krystal, turned himself in to police last night. Downing, who OKTC initially reported was fired from his job at HIbbett Sports on Wednesday, traveled to New… Read more »

New Orleans Police Issue APB For Teabagger

The New Orleans police department has issued an alert seeking the arrest of the Alabama teabagger. Here is that release: “AFTER FURTHER REVIEW AND INVESTIGATION, NOPD IS NOW ASKING THE PUBLIC FOR THEIR ASSISTANCE IN INDENTIFYING THE PERSON OF INTEREST IN THIS VIDEO   Item: A-22598-12 Date/Time: January 9, 2012 @ 11:45 P.M. Location: Krystal… Read more »

Report: Auburn Message Boards Have Located Alabama Teabagger

According to multiple OKTC tips, an Auburn Rivals message board has located the Alabama teabagger. His name is Brian Downing and per multiple OKTC tips “he lives in Lee County and manages a Hibbett Sporting Goods in Columbus, GA. He graduated from Central High School in Phenix City in 1997.” OKTC has spoken with the New… Read more »

It’s Time To Legalize Online Sports Wagering

Raise your hand if you’ve ever bet on a sporting event. If you aren’t raising your hand then you’ve never entered an NCAA tournament pool where you could win money, you’ve never had a handshake bet over who will win a game with a friend of yours, you’ve never played fantasy football with potential payouts… Read more »

Green Bay Packers Fan Cries Worse Than You When Team Loses

Green Bay Packer fans are passionate. They’re also a little bit crazy. As evidenced by this video of Packer fan Casey Lewis. She’s a bit distraught over the New York Giants domination over her hometown Packers. And if you’re interested what being a star of a viral video is like, check out her Twitter feed… Read more »

Viral LSU Emails Seek to Explain Why Tigers Lost to Alabama

The LSU fan base is the most entertaining in the SEC. They’re the craziest, drunkest, loudest group of partiers in an SEC that is filled with crazy, drunk, and loud fans. But by and large they also have the best senses of humor in the SEC. Lots of SEC fan bases are incredibly sensitive and… Read more »

LSU Fan Passes Out in French Quarter Krystal, Gets Teabagged

Since OKTC initially posted this video on Sunday morning bringing it to the attention of the masses, this story has, as we told you it would, slowly picked up steam. Rather than start new posts with every bit of news, we’ve elected to update you at the bottom of the article. Update one: Krystal has… Read more »

Joe Paterno Breaks His Silence with Washington Post

For over two months Joe Paterno has kept silent about the mess surrounding Jerry Sandusky’s tenure at Penn State and the recent criminal charges. Now he’s finally spoken to the Washington Post’s Sally Jenkins. You can read that full interview here. As Sally Jenkins says in the article, Joe Paterno’s lawyers were present for the… Read more »

Meet the University of Tennessee: Alabama’s JV Squad

There was a time when Tennessee tried to beat Alabama in football. I remember those days. Throughout my youth, year after year, Alabama beat Tennessee. It didn’t matter how bad the teams Bama trotted out wearing crimson jerseys were, the Tide won. That culminated in a 9-6 loss in 1990, a defeat so crushing that it represented the last time I ever cried over a… Read more »