The LSU-Alabama Drinking Game

This game is so big that lots of people who don’t ordinarily watch entire games will be watching this game. It’s like college football’s own version of the Super Bowl. So how can you make things better? With alcohol, of course. So we present you with the LSU-Alabama drinking game. 1. Every time Verne Lundquist… Read more »

15 Reasons to Hate LSU or Alabama

15 Reasons to Hate LSU 1. The old stand-by hater line is that LSU fans smell like corndogs. Mention this insult to LSU fans and they become purple with rage. Like Troy Landry when a big alligator gets away. It’s the single greatest fan insult of the 21st century. In Dixieland Delight I traced the etymology of the insult back… Read more »

The LSU-Alabama Drinking Game

This game is so big that lots of people who don’t ordinarily watch entire games will be watching this game. It’s like college football’s own version of the Super Bowl. So how can you make things better? With alcohol, of course. So we present you with the LSU-Alabama drinking game. 1. Every time Verne Lundquist… Read more »

15 Reasons to Hate LSU or Alabama

15 Reasons to Hate LSU 1. The old stand-by hater line is that LSU fans smell like corndogs. Mention this insult to LSU fans and they become purple with rage. Like Troy Landry when a big alligator gets away. It’s the single greatest fan insult of the 21st century. In Dixieland Delight I traced the etymology of the insult back… Read more »

CBS and Tony Barnhart’s Conflict on Missouri to the SEC

Late Thursday night Outkick the Coverage broke the story of pending press releases inadvertently visible on the SEC website that announced the arrival of Missouri as the SEC’s 14th member. One of those releases featured CBS Sports columnist and CBS TV host and analyst Tony Barnhart analyzing the benefits of Missouri as the 14th member of the SEC. Barnhart’s analysis… Read more »

Presnap Read: Breaking Down LSU at Alabama

LSU at Alabama (8 ET/CBS) – College Football Armageddon is upon us. Alabama-LSU has provided us with several memorable games over the past quarter-century. This year, it provides us “The Game.” There are too many storylines here to count. It’s Saban Bowl V. It’s No. 1 vs No. 2. It could, and should, be a… Read more »

Bodog Rolls All the LSU-Bama Prop Bets Out; 75% of public on LSU

Just when you thought the betting line was all you needed to be concerned about, along comes Bodog with some of the most extensive prop bets for a regular season college game I’ve ever seen. Want to bet on individual player yardage? It’s possible. Want to bet on whether individual players will score touchdowns? That’s possible… Read more »

Kevin Durant Plays Intramural Flag Football at Oklahoma State

The NBA lockout is still dragging on and players are doing whatever they can to stay in shape. Including, evidently, playing a little intramural flag football with Oklahoma State’s Sigma Nu team. I know lots of you are a bit hungover — or at least saddened — by Halloween’s passing. So why not watch the… Read more »

Starting 11: Tommy Can’t Get His Helmet off Edition

Happy Halloween. This year y’all killed it with SEC related costumes. If you haven’t already seen the best costumes that we put up on OKTC, you need to click here now. Sarah Palin and Glen Rice, Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth, A.J. McCarron’s chest tattoo, the LSU Honey Badger, Harvey Updyke and a tree, and… Read more »

Les Miles vs. Nick Saban: The Grass Meets the Process

You’re either a Nick Saban guy or a Les Miles guy. As the Grass Bowl inches closer and the biggest regular season game in SEC history nears, it’s become an incontrovertible fact, you’re riding with Les or you’re rolling with Saban. The single most fascinating aspect to this game is the extreme differences beetween the two men helming their respective… Read more »

Colts Fans Travel to Nashville in Andrew Luck Colts Jerseys

There’s a debate right now in the Indianapolis Colts organization about whether or not the team should draft Andrew Luck. Some are worried about angering Peyton Manning — who should, by the way, be NFL MVP this year without playing — if the team drafts his replacement. Others feel that the time is right to… Read more »

Georgia Fans Prep for Yet Another Cocktail Party Loss

For many cigar smoke is a reminder of a wedding consummation amongst groomsmen or some chubby man trolling around the neighborhood with a dog that’s much too small for him, but for me it’s the nosebleed section of Sanford Stadium where my dad and I once had season tickets to UGA games and sat on… Read more »

West Virginia Officially to Big 12; Missouri to SEC

Today the Big 12 officially announced West Virginia as the conference’s tenth member. You can read the Big 12’s release here. (Yes, this one was intentionally released). While the Big East remains insistent that the 27 month exit will govern, West Virginia, as OKTC has told you multiple times, is effectively calling the Big East’s… Read more »

Vinnie Verno Dresses Up For Halloween

This week Vinnie Verno is dressing up as a bookie for Halloween, breaking down Missouri vs. Texas A&M based on the hotness of their girls, and giving you a video that perfectly illustrates the beating Alabama delivered against Tennessee. Confession: I replayed Teach Me How to Gundy several times. Meanwhile, if you want a real… Read more »

The Big 12 and Big East = Two Drunks at a Bar Trying to Hook Up

The Big 12 and the Big East are like the two drunkest, most desperate people at the bar trying to hook up. It’s never pretty. One day after it was clear that West Virginia was on the last helicopter out of the Big East Saigon, it suddenly wasn’t clear at all after reported phone calls from… Read more »

SEC Accidentally Announces Missouri To SEC

In what may go down as the most ridiculous aspect of conference realignment, the SEC had everything prepared on their website to announce Missouri as the 14th member of the conference set to begin play in 2012. Those pages weren’t supposed to be accessible by the public. Except they were. Uh oh. The publication date on… Read more »