Why Don’t College Coaches Have Non-Competes in Their Contracts?

It’s the beginning of December and it’s time to play college coaching dominoes once more. Down goes one coach, up pops another one, and so on and so forth across the sweep of our nation. Already we either have or had major job openings at UCLA, North Carolina, Arizona, Arizona State, Washington State, Penn State, Ole Miss… Read more »

Presnap Read: The SEC Championship Game Preview

The Game to Watch Georgia vs LSU (3 CT/CBS) – If the Rose Bowl is the “granddaddy” of all postseason exhibitions, the SEC Championship lays claim to a similar mantle as the preeminent conference title game in college football. Since its inception in 1992, the SEC’s postseason championship has created quite the annual spectacle and… Read more »

The SEC Championship CBS Drinking Game

OKTC debuted the CBS drinking game on November 5th with the LSU-Bama showdown. Hundreds of you played along on Twitter. This past Friday thousands of you clambered aboard our drunken ride for the Arkansas-LSU drinking game. You can still go check out last week’s insanity at #cbsdrink. Now it’s time for the SEC title game version and… Read more »

Vinnie Verno: Back for Championship Week

All season long Vinnie Verno has been making picks for you. And now it’s time for the real deal, the final week of the regular season in the Big 12 alongside with the conference title games. Is that LSU girl really eating a corndog like that? Good lord. Where are her parents? By the way, Boise… Read more »

Nashville’s New Downtown Stadium Is Down to Three Potential Locations

  Today the Mayor’s task force charged with reviewing potential sites released its official report on a long-delayed new downtown baseball stadium for the Nashville Sounds, Triple A affiliate of the Milwaukee Brewers. You can read that entire report here. I’d encourage you to do so because it’s packed with interesting details about the city,… Read more »

Florida State RA Posts Sex Noise Notice

Let’s be clear, it’s the Internet, so anything can be photoshopped or pranked up, but this email tip arrives from a previously reliable tippee who swears this notice just went up in a Florida State freshman dorm. The issue? Someone is having sex too loudly during quiet hours. In particular, “During quiet hours the RA… Read more »

Big Ten Paying “Fans” $75 to Attend Inaugural Title Game

Michigan State and Wisconsin are set to play in the first ever Big Ten championship game. A Rose Bowl berth is on the line. Neither team is a perpetual conference heavyweight. So you’d think fans would be rolling in to Indianapolis, that ticket prices would be surging, that the excitement would be palpable. You’d be…wrong. StubHub… Read more »

Andy Griffith and Barney Fife Turn on Derek Dooley

When Andy Griffith and Barney Fife have turned on you, well, you don’t have a lot of support left. I’m not sure when this episode of the Andy Griffith show ran, but I bet Tennessee had more football wins back then. Yes, this is from the same guy who did “Sorry Phil Fulmer.” He’s endorsed my… Read more »

LSU Wins Share of National Title With SEC Championship Game Victory

LSU plays Georgia in the SEC championship game and already some are saying the game means nothing at all since the LSU-Alabama rematch in the BCS title game appears set regardless of the SEC title outcome. I think that opinion is completely wrong. Why? Because LSU can win a share of the national title with… Read more »

Vanderbilt Reaches Deal on Extension, Salary Increase for James Franklin

Vanderbilt has reached an agreement to extend first-year head coach James Franklin’s contract. The extension will also feature a salary increase for Franklin, whose team beat Wake Forest yesterday to become bowl eligible. Reached for comment by OKTC, Vanderbilt Vice-Chancellor David Williams acknowledged that a deal was in place: “I’ve been working with Coach Franklin’s agent since the… Read more »

Today Vol Fans Realized the Dool-Aid Was Laced With Arsenic

Some UT fans have been mad at me for not being a dyed-in-the-wool Dool-Aid drinking homer. How come, many wonder, I won’t drink the Dool-Aid? When I wrote after October’s Georgia loss that Dooley would be firmly on the hot seat by the end of the Arkansas game, message boards exploded in outrage. How could I say such a… Read more »

Kids Discuss the Iron Bowl: Happy Thanksgiving Weekend from OTKC

First thing’s first: I am no longer Pregnant in a Sundress.  At only 32 weeks gestation (8 weeks before her due date, for those not in the Baby Club yet), I had some pregnancy complications that forced an emergency c-section. So at 6:15 on October 24, my daughter Caroline was born. She spent 28 days… Read more »

Presnap Read: Arkansas at LSU; BCS Madness Brewing?

The Game to Watch Arkansas at LSU (1:30/CBS) – The No. 3 Razorbacks head to Baton Rouge to take on the top-ranked Tigers in a nationally televised game that will determine who plays in the SEC and BCS title games. One of the nation’s most prolific offenses will face a suffocating defense, and for only… Read more »

CBS’s Tim Brando, Spencer Tillman and Tony Barnhart Discuss BCS “Mulligan” For Oklahoma State, Arkansas Deaths

During halftime of our epic CBS drinking game that has me buzzing as I type this, I took a break from drinking. What did I hear? Tim Brando, Spencer Tillman, and Tony Barnhart all three discussing the impact that Oklahoma State plane crash deaths and Arkansas’s player deaths might have on the BCS standings.  Seriously. … Read more »

Video: Bobby Petrino to Les Miles: “F— you, motherf—–.”

Just after Les Miles kicked a field goal to go up 41-17 — LSU had outscored Arkansas 41-3 since going down 14-0 — CBS cameras caught Bobby Petrino pointing to Les Miles and sending a not so subtle message about what he thought of Miles’s game management. I’m no professional lipreader but Petrino appears to… Read more »

Ryan Tannehill: First Honorary Inductee to OKTC Hall of Fame

I know Ryan Tannehill’s team just lost tonight, but some things are more important than winning football games. Like having smoking hot fiancees. Tonight, another kicker stole the glory, but for the rest of his life Ryan Tannehill will be in the outkick the coverage hall of fame. It may be a small consolation prize,… Read more »

Vinnie Verno Bets the Baby On Texas A&M And Corndog Immunity

Our boy Vinnie Verno is back with early picks this week to get you ready for Thanksgiving. What did Bobby Petrino do to get his team ready for LSU? Did he blare music? Nope, he had them practice with the scent of corndogs emanating across the Razorback practice field. And in the final Texas-Texas A&M game?… Read more »

It’s Back! The LSU-Arkansas Drinking Game

Raise your hand if you’re going to need alcohol to make it through your Thanksgiving weekend. (Hand raised). I’m headed up to Lexington, Kentucky today where my two hellion boys under the age of three will be melded with my twin 1.5 year old nephews. Yeah, four mobile boys under the age of three? It’s like a symphony of… Read more »

The Rematch; And Why is Arkansas so disrespected?

One of the great flaws of college football is that perception often governs reality. That is, what we think about teams often dictates what they’re capable of actually doing. In no other sport does our collective wisdom — or lack thereof — matter as much in truly determining a champion. Every other sport settles its champion on the… Read more »

Outkcast Parody Video: Sorry Phil Fulmer

UT fans are finally starting to realize that going 152-52 at Tennessee isn’t that easy. Remember back in the day when we used to bitch and moan about Citrus Bowl trips? Times have changed. But I have to admit, I didn’t see this Outkast spoof, “Sorry Phil Fulmer,” coming. Enjoy. This took a hell of… Read more »